One reason to join the army

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16 Responses to One reason to join the army

  1. I know, Tam, I'm doomed, too.

  2. Chris says:

    Well, I WAS in the National Guard for six years… but I was a medic.

  3. Jason says:

    does 'mostly alive' also mean 'partly dead'?

  4. I think that still counts, Chris. You can give medical treatment to all the survivors. And, yes, mouth-to-mouth does count,

  5. LOL Jase! It reminds me of that scene from the Princess Bride.

  6. Ava March says:

    I like how athletic people and the NRA have almost equal chances of survivability. I guess that means you either need to be able to run for a while or have a gun. Since I don't fall into either of those groups (and I'm definitely not in the Army), I'm screwed.

  7. Lily says:

    D-E-A-DThat's me!! 😀

  8. You and me both, Ava. This out of shape author is in deep trouble if the zombies attack.

  9. LOL, Lily. Maybe we need to start a workout group. Just to be better prepared. We can call ourselves the Zombie Preparedness Crew.

  10. Lea says:

    I was planning to start a workout routine anyway. This just encourages me to embark on said routine. Post. Haste.. LOL

  11. We could get snazzy uniforms to work out in, Lea. Maybe some pink shirts that say, "You don't want to eat our brains, because they taste yucky!"

  12. Chris says:

    You do realize you've come up with a marketable, franchiseable idea here?

  13. LOL, Chris. I could make some up to wear to RT next year.

  14. Ha! You should totally make some to wear at RT.Sadly, if the zombies apocalypse happens before then, I'll miss it being dead and all.

  15. LOL, Bronwyn. Hopefully the zombies will hold off since we had so much fun at RT last year. I can't wait to do it again.

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